Bernie - Also Known As "Reaper" or "Freshwater Manatee"
First Mate of the “Let it Rain, We have a Bimini Top”. Original member and to some extent founder of the Fish Ninjas. You may have seen him in such movies as…”Lose a finger tip the easy way…say hello to the Mandolin” , “Hey Dave, Whatcha Doin'” or “Dave, that’s not a fish, This is a fish…..In the face”. Normally found plotting the demise of some unsuspecting soul. (By unsuspecting soul I mean Dave.)
Eric – Also Known As “E”, “Big E” or “Goose”
Captain of the S.S. Ninja I (“Let it Rain, We have a Bimini Top”). One of the original Fish Ninjas. If it’s a fishing gizmo or gadget you need, he has a tickle trunk full of them. He’s best known for his stealth like prowess around the camps kitchen. This man version of Julia Childs puts months of deliberation and taste testing into the weeks menu. While other camps are eating beans and wieners, the ninjas are feasting on beans, wieners and bread. Take that you other camps.
Dave – Also Known As “Elvis”.
Captain of the S.S. Ninja III (” Exon ValDave”) When not stocking coolers or doing dishes, you can find this gentleman’s Gentleman sipping a freshly made cocktail while enjoying an after dinner smoke on the deck. Don’t be fooled by his debonair hairstyle. When in the house he is there to hang out with his wang out, rock out with his…you get the picture.
Steve – Also Known As “Shcuba”.
Could it be a bird, a plane, a priest or just an extra anchor, NO…its Shcuba Steve. Steve began his apprenticeship as the bowman of the S.S. Ninja I ( let it rain we have a bimini top). Braving the wind and rain as the “Anchor Man”. Often Heard saying “I’ve never seen 2 Fat men move so fast”. Steve eventually graduated to first mate of the S.S. Ninja III ( The Exon Val Dave).
Chris – Also Known As “URI”nator.
After years of invites and harassment from the Ninjas. Chris finally agreed to join in on the crazy adventures. As captain of the S.S. Ninja 2.5 his first year was spent chauffeuring “Elvis” around the lake up until the demise of his trusty little outboard. Eventually Chris passed on the Captaincy to “Elvis”, As Chris joined “Pauly” in the S.S.Ninja II. Chris is well know around the north by his Chippewa name IPEEALOT translated “Little Bladder”.
Mike - Also Known As "Murry"
At long last his "Pleeb" period is over. After enduring a few years of being "E's" personal man servant, Murry has made the jump. When Murry is not tending to his "Herb" garden or out fishing his boat mates on the S.S. Smoke show. you can find this energetic fool. With hat in hand, dancing a jig for smoke money outside the Ole port Loring General Store.
Carl - Also Known As "KAARRRLL
What can be said about KAAARRLL.....we thought we were adding some wisdom and maturity to the group. Well one out of two ain't bad. When KAARRLL is not anchoring down the S.S. Ninja 2.5. He can be seen cutting up the bounty harvested from "Murry's" herb garden.
Paul – also known as “Pauly."......... Currently on a walkabout with Jesus
Captain of the S.S. Ninja II (Don’t Rain on Me, PLEASE!) Amateur Author of "OH Fuck It Sunk". When not on the water, you can find Pauly pacing and plotting his next wave of attack. There is no tactic he won’t use. Just ask him about the one that got away.